Found in my drafts.
3 days ago
Features the distinctive song of the Bearded Burbler, an endangered species, largely due to its own lethargic and sedentary nature. Will hurl abuse at almost anything but lacks the energy to pursue its targets with physical violence. Mostly harmless.
Nothing worrying about that beard at all.
ReplyDeleteI have always wanted to have a fatwa out on me, or be excommunicated, or be the pope or maybe just a cardinal. Not having offended enough of the right kind of muslims and not being catholic has to date hampered my efforts to these ends.